You jokes
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
You're so hot!
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Memes
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........