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What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel