You jokes
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
People love you.
Don't die.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
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Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"