What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
You Jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Do you see the toilet?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.