You jokes
What are you on? YouTube.
You're a bish, and you are too!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Memes
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.