You jokes
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Memes
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
You a cunt.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.