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What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.