You jokes
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Memes
You're gay if you see this.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!