You jokes

Relationship

Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.

Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!

Man

What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?

Does it cycle now?

Dilemma

Would you rather:

Fight Mike Tyson

Or

Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?

Memes

Snail

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

Koala

Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?

Orphan

Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?

Loser

Kid: Hi Mum!

Mum: Hi, Loser!

Kid: Why?

Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!

Kid: Waaaaaaa!

I know this is not funny, but who cares?

Smell

A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."

Momma

Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!

Ketchup

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."

Poop

Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!

Titanic

When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.

When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!

Cheek

Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?

Who you might ask...

YOUR ASS CHEEKS!