You jokes
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
You a cunt.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What time is it when you get home?
I love you, you love me.
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.