Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
You Jokes
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
You suck.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
That's kinda sus, you know?
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.