You jokes
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
You're gay if you see this.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Memes
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!