You jokes
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.