You jokes
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
You a cunt.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Memes
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.