You jokes
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Memes
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
Screw you, ableists!
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)