You jokes

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!

Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?

What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!

What do you call a dog wearing a beret?

Smeargle!

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

"Send me back, I never liked you."

I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.

How do you call a cop?

Through the phone.

(My puns are bad)

Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.

What do you call a dick that's too small to see?

Tick-tack dick.

Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.

Kid: You hop to.

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"

Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

Neither has he.

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.