You jokes
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Memes
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"