You jokes

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.

You are adopted.

No cap. No one loves you.

Bye.

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?

Still no fucking idea.

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.