You jokes
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Memes
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p