You jokes
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
You a cunt.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!