You Jokes

Child

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.

Bartender

An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"

The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."

Rape

How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.

Cop

Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!

Alien

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

Can

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Difference

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

Orphan

I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Relationship

Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.

Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!

Man

What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?

Does it cycle now?