You jokes

What do you call a pig who does karate?

Pork chop!

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.

Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!

My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.

Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...

What do you call chill legumes?

Hippeas.

Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday!

If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"

The other said, "Do you have that many?"

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂

What time is it when you get home?

I love you, you love me.

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.