You jokes
"Send me back, I never liked you."
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Memes
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
You a cunt.