If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
You Jokes
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?