You jokes

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

What do you call a group of masturbating cows?

Beef stroganoff.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?

He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.

If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂

What time is it when you get home?

I love you, you love me.

You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?

A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Chips.

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!