You jokes

How do you surprise a blind kid?

Put a plunger in the toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are ugly.

Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!

What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?

Panera Fade.

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

Here's a joke... you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how many you throw.

What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?

Eileen.

I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?

After all these walkers, you still walk over me.

What did the baritone say to the alto?

Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

What games do you play if you are bored?

Board games.

Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?

Nose-less.

You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."