You jokes

What did the teacher say to the student?

Orange you glad to see me?

What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?

Dead chicken and dead cow.

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.

What do you call me?

Chinese?

What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

Answer: YOUR DAD

What do you call an octopus whose father left?

An octopie.

Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stranger.

Stranger who?

Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?

"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"

Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?

A: Disabled.

I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.

I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????

Nope. I'm moving to Japan.

KONNICHIWA

What do you call a guy named Ben?

Answer: Ben

I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.

What do you call snowmen having sex?

A snowjob.

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.