What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
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Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.