You jokes
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Memes
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!