When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
You Jokes
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, Iβll take the next one!" π€£
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)