You jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
That is so bad, just like you.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.