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There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."

When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

Person 1: How smart are you?

Person 2: Really smart.

Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?

Person 2: 1 ghost is left.

Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

Meow.

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

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