You jokes
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Memes
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!