You jokes
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
How do you poop?
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starts, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus, you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.