Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
You Jokes
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"