You jokes
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Memes
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Boy, you gay?
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.