You jokes
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Memes
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.