You jokes
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!