You jokes
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Memes
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.