What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
You Jokes
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!