You jokes

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.

Apple: What?

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are short.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

You (DYM 23).

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.