You jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
You are the gayest.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.