What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
You Jokes
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!