You jokes
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
When you still there?
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘