You jokes
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Memes
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.