You jokes

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call a pregnant slave?

Buy 1 get 1 free.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Correctly spelled.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

What do you call a deer with no ear?

One ear.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?

Panera Shed.

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.