How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
You Jokes
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?