You jokes
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.