You jokes
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!