Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
You Jokes
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What's life if you don't have one...
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
