You jokes

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

A vampire goes to the bakery.

Vampire: "One bun, please."

Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

What do you call an adopted orphan?

Wanted.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?

Geico saves you more.

What do you call an emo cancer kid?

Chemo.

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

What do you call a group of emos?

A Suicide Squad.