You jokes

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

A boner.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.