You jokes

Knock, knock.

You suck my iron with you and mommy.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?

Sure, man. I. H. O. P.

Wait, you ate my pee!!!

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.

What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?

A BUNny.