Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
You Jokes
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
