What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
You Jokes
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
