You jokes
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."