You jokes

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.

What do you call an autistic daughter?

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

If you are homeless, get a home.

You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

If you are poor, get money.

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).