New You Jokes - Page 141 - Worst Jokes Ever

Your sister is your mother.

Your father is your brother.

You all shag one another.

The Inbred family.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

You're homeless, you orphan!

What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?

Explosion.

What do you call a dog in China?

E10

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?

You move the chairs.

What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”

Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?

A: Useless.

Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?

A: I don't know.

Hi, how are you?

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

What do you call a horse that does karate?

A horse.

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"