Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
You Jokes
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
That is so bad, just like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
