You jokes
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
How do you stop a baby from crying?
You drown it.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.