You jokes
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.