You jokes
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
You used to be someoneβs sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. ππππ
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. πππ
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...π€
You look like a cat.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
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If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?