You jokes
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.