You jokes

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...πŸ€”

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?