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Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)