Newest Year Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

Me every year

JUST GOING TO MAKE MY
RESOLUTIONS NOW
SO BY NEW YEARS EVE I, WILL HAVE
ALREADY GIVEN UP ON THEM
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me 7 yr ago

3 YEAR OLD ME WHEN MOM DOESN'T BUY ME A TOY
1. Am next level. Mad.

BFB

WHEN MY FRIENDS SAY
BFDI IS FOR 5 YEAR OLDS
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Music days be like:

My grandma, who has
taught music for 36 years,
listening to my sister's 5th
grade orchestra concert
My dad, who has no
musical talent,
thinking this concert is
pretty good

hi

Me: walks over to the kitchen to
drink something
The person who pushed my
wheelchair for 18 years:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.

But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..

so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus

if yall look up freshfry jokes ill come up, abt a year ago i had a bunch of friends on this app

Me on Monday

It's been a tough year.
8
It's the first week of January.
Your point?

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested it's factuality-

Well it's been some good years now Haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

Mun
Use newly
invented
weapons that
are superior
than your
current ones
to assist
the Imperium
Putting them in
storage for
Hundreds of
years so you
can claim that
you can
"Rediscover Old
Technology"

IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt

One day, a girl was showering with her mom, she pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)". The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied:" In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."