Spell peppa.okay.p e p p a . hahaha!you said peepee . I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves peppa pig and has a backpack of it.So I told her to spell her backpacks letters and tricked her...And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years? He kicked the bucket.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!
Yo dad left you 10 years ago and your 10 years old so Your dad anrvriser is to day
The doctor said I have until 230 to live. That’s like 20 years from he I said looks at the time it’s 230.
Whats the diffirence between 20 and 14? 9 to 10 years
if yall look up freshfry jokes ill come up, abt a year ago i had a bunch of friends on this app
"Why Are All These Orphans Here", Said Chris. " Because their dad went to go get the milk", Said MrBeast 3 Years Later, " I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD AND IM ALSO GIVING EACH OF THE 1000000000000 DOLLARS.
When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!
Me: Oh hell nah
My mom loves balls. But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years
I told him my dad never came back with it
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago
Batman: I’m vengeance
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad
Batman: ...
Dad: Son it’s been 20 years, please let go
Whats the difference between father's and hurricanes?
Nothing.They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.