Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! š¤§
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade Iād ever made. But now Iām regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, āDonāt bother sweeping him son, heās been dusted for years.ā I was shocked but not surprised.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" š
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they donāt have a Motherās or Fatherās Day and no birthday.
