Year Jokes

People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....

Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years

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What is the three worst years of a black child's life First grade

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)

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10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly

Boy: will u remember me in a minute? Mom: yes Boy: will u remember me in day? Mom:yes Boy: willu remember me in a year? Mom: yes Boy: knock knock Mom: who's there Boy:bitch, u forgot me

play dead they said wasn't to hard I've been dead inside for years

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What’s the difference between a job and a wife

The job keeps sucking after 5 years

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag

Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts

A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!" The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to