I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
