As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Writing Jokes
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
