Writing jokes
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.