Writing jokes

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Terrance M.

All these jokes are pen-ful to read.

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

Your looking sharp!

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Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: A broken pencil.

Friend: A broken pencil who?

Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!

What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?

S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!