Writing jokes
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Terrance M.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
dsfjlkfsdajlk;adsf;lkjfsdlkjfdslkjfdsjlkfsdk;ljsgd;klsdafl;kjsadg.
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?