Writing jokes

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom

I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?

Add the "S."

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Terrance M.

All these jokes are pen-ful to read.

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

Your looking sharp!

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Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: A broken pencil.

Friend: A broken pencil who?

Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!

What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?

S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.