People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Brazil is a joke.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
