World jokes
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!