World jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!