World jokes
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.