World jokes
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
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The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!