What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts
The earth is flat
What was purple and conquered the world? Alexander The Grape.
i heard world war 500000 in my parents
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Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world? Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Who’s the hottest girl in the world? Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. "Cheese-its Christ!"
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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Two large planes!
My pp was in the guiness world record book. The librarianthen asked me to take it out.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
What's the most annoying thing in the world
When your told your still qualified to live
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair
Germany does backflip america What is happining France want a bagute?USSR Help
My teacher asks all of us in class what is your favorite thing in the world? Josh: Cookies-Jacob-My parents-Erika-My Friends!-Brody-Lamborghinis.-Me-Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens.... ;)-My Teacher-Ok every one that was all good..... WAIT A DANG SECOND *Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
