World jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Memes
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!