World

World jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Memes

Hairline

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Twin Towers

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

Mom

Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Way

What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?

Through my arm.

Quarterback

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarterback."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry 'bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

Death

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

Zebra

What is the oldest animal in the world?

A zebra—it is black and white.

Shit

Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.

You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.