World jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Memes
FUCK YEA
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!