World jokes
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Steel led to World War 2.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Germany is the best!
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Brazil is a joke.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!