World jokes
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
Memes
This one is for Ethan (I'm with stupid)
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Germany is the best!
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.