When you are chilling in the world trade center and then you suddenly get airplane wifi
Bruh travis scott went from astroworld festival to after world festival
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings
What's the sharpest thing in the world ?
A Fart..it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole .
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What is an orange? World's only not rhyming thing.Hehhhehehehehhe
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They said that new juice world album was shaking good....
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
How is the world fattest Avocado called?Niko
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world? A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
What's the code thing on minecraft that decide the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
Wy are orphan run around the world after the baseball coach said go home 🏠? Because he didn’t now what the hell to do.
know the nuclear bombs of the world
🇷🇺🧨a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨“ww3”
🇬🇧🧨a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨what bomb
🇮🇷🧨just self defence
if earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country us a 3rd world country?
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval. I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah. Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.” My friend was the only one who laughed
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
once i was in south korea doing stand up comedy ... and i started with a "hidden" joke and i said: i'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful korea in the world ..... which is a good joke but they didn't get it .. and they looked at me badly ... so I said I'm here in the south which is more beautiful .... sud good, north booooooo. but still nothing, they kept glaring at me ... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany
