How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Go touch some grass, bro.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
