There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
World Jokes
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Brazil is a joke.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Germany is the best!
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
