World jokes

What is the smallest room in the world?

A mushroom.

Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.

They took him to PC World for repairs.

Where do you think all the orphans went?

In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.

Steel led to World War 2.

There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.

What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?

Put the diapers back on.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.

How do you cause an African parade?

You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!