World War II jokes
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
My dad killed Hitler.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.