World War II jokes
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Nosy.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
When you fail art school.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."