Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish? Jewfish.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
