World War II

World War II jokes

Lemme tell you a little story.

It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow... then faster.

So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.

Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.

And finally... you peel back the last plank.

And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.

BOOOOOOO!!!!

It’s Anne Frank.

Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...

Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.