Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade