World War II jokes
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
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