World War II jokes
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
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How it feels To gas the other players and get in second from missing your aim.
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