World War II jokes
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?