World War II jokes

My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.

Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

Why was Hitler broke?

The gas prices are outrageous.

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.

*looks up*

Oh, never mind.

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...

Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

Why does Hitler need glasses?

Because he could Nazi.

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?

Two number NEINs.