World War II jokes
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
What would you do if you were killed?
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.