What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
World War II Jokes
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
