World War II jokes
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.