Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all he did kill hitler himself
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
