Allies jokes
Hi, bye.
POV: Her name is Alli.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)
History meme for y’all
When you found out Queen Elizabeth ii on fortnite ._.
It's true though
Community talk
Litmus test to detect nazis:
Do you think nazism should be made illegal?
We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.
If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more
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