Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
