World War II jokes
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.