World War II jokes
Hitler.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
My granddad killed Hitler.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.