World War II jokes
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Memes
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.