World War II jokes
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.