World War II jokes
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.