World War II jokes
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Heil Kyle!
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
My dad killed Hitler.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.