World War II jokes
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
How it feels To gas the other players and get in second from missing your aim.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Hitler.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
When you fail art school.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.