Work jokes
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" After that he joined the Army and learned to say, "Yes sir!" After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, "Goody-goody gumdrops!"
A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows:
Policeman: "Who killed the man?" Foreign man: "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" Policeman: "Did you kill the man?" Foreign man: "Yes sir!" Policeman: "What did you use to kill him?" Foreign man: "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" Policeman: "You're under arrest." Foreign man: "Goody-goody gumdrops!"
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."