So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
