Wordplay jokes
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
I got udder jokes too.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.