Wordplay jokes

Cookie

Mother: How is my little cookie doing?

Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.

Mother: Really?

Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.

Mother: 😁♥️🍪

Kid

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

Trump

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.

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  • Dog

    I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."

    Memes

    Hangman

    So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.

    Garlic

    What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Body

    What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."

    Chip

    (True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

    And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

    Force

    Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

    Putin: Crimea river.

    KFC

    KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

    Name

    My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat