Wordplay jokes

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.

What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

I am Cummer.

I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.

George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler!

What? Gay

PURDGAY

How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

You might think these jokes are plane.

Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce in.

Lettuce in who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.