Word jokes

When you say to your dad...

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Dad be like...

Who wants my son?

Nan be like, "Me!"

Kid be like...

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!

What are roux, says nan?

Um, they're your life savings!

Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"

There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

I don't know what to say.

Fuke

A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.

Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."

You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

My girlfriend's last words:

"I can’t wait to become a mom!"

Spell "IOUT", no space.

I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.

Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

If hi = hi?

What's the difference between anal and oral sex?

An and Or!

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”

[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?

How do you shrivel a dick?

Taja?

I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."