Word jokes

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."

When a white person says the n word,

black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."

The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.

When you say to your dad...

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Dad be like...

Who wants my son?

Nan be like, "Me!"

Kid be like...

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!

What are roux, says nan?

Um, they're your life savings!

Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"

There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

I don't know what to say.

Fuke

A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.

Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."

You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

My girlfriend's last words:

"I can’t wait to become a mom!"

Spell "IOUT", no space.

I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.

Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”