What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
