Word jokes
Drawned.
Nut
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Stupid.
Aaron.
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How many YEETS are there?
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.